added 2007 Tue Jun 12 1:50:02 by capn_caveman
Two months after astronomers discovered an extrasolar planet capable of supporting life, another team has questioned that finding and forwarded its own candidate for a second Earth--although neither world figures to become a prime vacation destination.
Two months after astronomers discovered an extrasolar planet capable of supporting life, another team has questioned that finding and forwarded its own candidate for a second Earth--although neither world figures to become a prime vacation destination.
added 2007 Fri Jun 1 21:24:16 by capn_caveman
University of Michigan astronomers combined light from four widely separated telescopes to produce the first picture showing surface details on a sun-like star beyond our solar system.
University of Michigan astronomers combined light from four widely separated telescopes to produce the first picture showing surface details on a sun-like star beyond our solar system.
added 2007 Fri Jun 1 10:50:59 by ind06
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
Our heroine believes she only has two small problems that keep her from attracting her dream man. How far will one woman go to get noticed?
added 2007 Mon May 21 13:06:37 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer.
added 2007 Fri May 18 0:06:16 by ind06
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Actor Paul Newman received a lifetime achievement award in recognition of his contributions to condiments.
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Actor Paul Newman received a lifetime achievement award in recognition of his contributions to condiments.
added 2007 Tue Apr 24 17:41:30 by capn_caveman
An international team of astronomers from Switzerland, France and Portugal have discovered the most Earth-like planet outside our Solar System to date.
An international team of astronomers from Switzerland, France and Portugal have discovered the most Earth-like planet outside our Solar System to date.
added 2007 Mon Apr 23 11:22:08 by ind06
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
added 2007 Wed Apr 18 11:50:33 by ind06
Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers and Ghostface on the show Big Brother.
Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers and Ghostface on the show Big Brother.
added 2007 Sun Apr 1 8:10:16 by gatitabonitasen
It's time for impeachment to come out of the deep freeze. For a year now, Democratic leaders like Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-IL), Rep. Nancy Pelosi D-CA), Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) and DNC head Howard Dean have been working to tamp down the pressures to hold the president accountable for his crimes and abuses of power by way of impeachment. House Spea
It's time for impeachment to come out of the deep freeze. For a year now, Democratic leaders like Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-IL), Rep. Nancy Pelosi D-CA), Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) and DNC head Howard Dean have been working to tamp down the pressures to hold the president accountable for his crimes and abuses of power by way of impeachment. House Spea
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I'm embarrassed by my profession. We consumer reporters should warn you about life's important risks, but instead, we mislead you about dubious risks.
I'm embarrassed by my profession. We consumer reporters should warn you about life's important risks, but instead, we mislead you about dubious risks.
added 2007 Sun Mar 4 12:03:45 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
added 2007 Tue Feb 27 8:52:07 by ind06
The early polls have come in and show that Rudolph Giuliani barely leads Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Barak Obama among the 50% of U.S. citizens who ultimately won't care enough to vote come election day.
The early polls have come in and show that Rudolph Giuliani barely leads Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Barak Obama among the 50% of U.S. citizens who ultimately won't care enough to vote come election day.
added 2007 Tue Feb 13 0:42:38 by ind06
In a recent survey of 986.2 people from random cities it was revealed that nearly 7/8ths of all statistics throughout the Internet are made up on-the-spot to satisfy deadlines with greatest ease.
In a recent survey of 986.2 people from random cities it was revealed that nearly 7/8ths of all statistics throughout the Internet are made up on-the-spot to satisfy deadlines with greatest ease.
added 2007 Wed Feb 7 21:36:13 by moemebe
With its blood-red walls and black leather sofas, Kirkland's Terra Bite Lounge looks like any other coffee shop - until you get to the menu. There are no prices listed. Terra Bite doesn't have them. You read that right: No prices. Customers pay what and when they like, or not at all - it makes no difference to the cafe employees...
With its blood-red walls and black leather sofas, Kirkland's Terra Bite Lounge looks like any other coffee shop - until you get to the menu. There are no prices listed. Terra Bite doesn't have them. You read that right: No prices. Customers pay what and when they like, or not at all - it makes no difference to the cafe employees...
added 2007 Mon Jan 29 5:30:28 by ind06
With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said.
With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said.
added 2007 Tue Jan 23 10:24:55 by ind06
THE HAGUE, NL - Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body of Verdomde Klootzak (Ver-DOM-duh KLOOT-zahk) the Danish developer of the pop up window, cemetery staff is at a loss.
THE HAGUE, NL - Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body of Verdomde Klootzak (Ver-DOM-duh KLOOT-zahk) the Danish developer of the pop up window, cemetery staff is at a loss.
added 2007 Fri Jan 19 11:10:26 by Spadecaller
"The law, by which the prisoners are to be tried, is a law of mercy, -- a law applying to us all -- a law, founded in principles that are permanent, uniform and universal, always conformable to the feelings of humanity, and the indelible rights of mankind." To forget the lesson of the Boston Massacre, opens the door to mob rule.
"The law, by which the prisoners are to be tried, is a law of mercy, -- a law applying to us all -- a law, founded in principles that are permanent, uniform and universal, always conformable to the feelings of humanity, and the indelible rights of mankind." To forget the lesson of the Boston Massacre, opens the door to mob rule.
added 2007 Thu Jan 18 21:26:25 by moemebe
A University of South Alabama student was beaten with fists and a wooden paddle in a hazing ritual that resulted in his hospitalization with a ruptured spleen. The report stated that Mims received the injuries at the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity house and lists the relationship of the offender as "friend."
A University of South Alabama student was beaten with fists and a wooden paddle in a hazing ritual that resulted in his hospitalization with a ruptured spleen. The report stated that Mims received the injuries at the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity house and lists the relationship of the offender as "friend."
added 2007 Mon Jan 8 6:12:08 by ind06
The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a very active male reproductive organ?
The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a very active male reproductive organ?
